Don't you just hate
WINDOWS
"The best thing about Windows, of course, is the mountains of software designed specifically for it. There are programs to compress memory, recover a damaged registry, remove the heaps of unneeded files Windows accumulates, tune sluggish performance, and undo a few of the many problems that can occur when installing new software, to mention but a few. There is even software designed to intercept system faults to improve your chances of saving your work before you have to reboot." -NICHOLAS PETRELEY, Sr. Editor, InfoWorld
"If you can't make it good, make it look good."
-BILL GATES, 1995

The latest Micro$oft keyboard

And a new version of Word