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A LITTLE LIGHT HUMOUR
One liners from the Adverts
Dog for Sale - eats anything, fond of children.Stock up and save - limit one per household.
We do not tear your clothes with machines - we do it carefully by hand.
Girl to assist magician in be-heading illusion - Blue Cross and salary.
Semi-annual after-Christmas sale.
Get rid of aunts. ZAP does the job in 24 hours.
Man, honest - will take anything.
Wanted. Man to care for cow that does not smoke or drink.
Remember
When....
A computer was something on TV.From a science fiction show
A window was something you hated to clean.... And ram was the cousin of a goat.....
Meg was the name of my girlfriend And gig was your middle finger upright
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes
An application was for employment A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano
Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2' floppy
You hoped nobody found out
Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while
Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode
Cut you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead
