About Me

Being a lazy bastard I can't actually be bothered typing a bunch of rubbish about myself so I'll just chuck a little questionnaire thingy I was sent years ago up here.
 

Favourite Words?
Fuck, Cunt, Shit, Me, Pretentious, Wanker

Croutons or Bacon Bits?
Bacon bits.

Favourite Salad Dressing?
I actually prefer no dressing at all.

Shampoo or Conditioner?
Lots of both thank you.

Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?
I don't even like swimming, let alone in the raw.

Do you make fun of people?
It's my raison d'être

Favourite Colour?
Not sure, but I'll say blue or green 'cos that seems to be what I wear mostly these days. I feels so much lighter after wearing black for a decade.

Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
Never, 'cos I'm a good little boy.

One pillow or two, cotton or feather?
two, cotton

Any Pets?
2 x Cats, a retarded dog & an ever increasing number of chooks.

Hobbies?
music, watching stuff, reading.

Toothpaste?
Oral B, tooth and gum care (or something like that.)

Favourite Foods?
Kebab.

Favourite Ice Cream flavour?
Vanilla

Favourite Drink (non-Alcoholic)?
Tea

Adidas, Nike or Reebok?
I prefer adidias, but just bought a new pair of Converse All Stars. i'm sorry Mr. Adidas looks like it's only $200 billion this week.

Favourite Perfume/Cologne?
I'm still a little boy, so I don't really bother with this crap.

Favourite Website?
Anything with torrents :-)

Favourite Subject in School?
Maths.

Least Favourite Subject in School?
Social Science.

Favourite Alcoholic Drinks?
I rarely drink but if I had to choose it would be Bourbon

Favourite Sports to watch?
Aussie Rules, Boxing, Cricket (test, not that pyjama rubbish), Football (the world game), Tennis, MMA.

Favourite TV programs?
Ever: Twin Peaks, The Kingdom, Seinfeld, Father Ted, Strangers With Candy,
Now: Arrested Development, The Colbert Report, 24, Family Guy, American Dad, Lost, Desperate Housewives

Humiliating Moment?
Naked, covered in blood waiting for an ambulance.

What do you look for in a friend?
Someone who will listen to everything I say, never doubting a word of it. Maybe someone willing to kill for me. That would be cool.

Where do you want to be in 5 years time?
In front of the TV.