Fritz Honka

 VICTIMS: 4

Perhaps one of the more humorous killers in history, Fritz Honka was an extremely insecure individual. Perhaps that had something to do with his height, 5'5".

Well anyway poor old Fritz had two great eccentricities, firstly, he only liked women shorter than himself, and much more bizarre, he only liked toothless women. This was because his greatest fear was having his cock mutilated during oral sex.

Because of these things Fritz seemed to only see the older prostitutes of Hamburg, Germany. In fact he liked them so much he killed four of them between 1971 and 1974. The reason for the murders was simple, they teased him about preferring oral sex to 'straight' sex.

The only problem with killing the whores was the fact that Fritz was too fucking lazy to get rid of the bodies (his little body size didn't help either) and he just let them rot around him, preferring to stay drunk than to remove them. When his neighbors eventually complained about the stench he still didn't bother removing the bodies, he just went out and bought a load of cheap deodorant, which he attempted to cover the smell with.

Eventually he must have got sick of the smell and torched the flat on June 17, 1975. Unluckily for him a fireman found the mummified remains of a body and he was duly arrested and after a short trial (where he pleaded guilty) he was sentenced to life imprisonment, the maximum in Germany at that time.
 

MY OPINION

A very amusing case I must say. In fact Honka always seems to bring a smile to my face. How anyone could be that lazy is beyond me, and his fear of 'penis mutilation' is one of the funniest phobias I've heard of. I really do like this guy, but once again I don't know enough about him to really love the bloke.