John Perry

 VICTIMS : 1

Yet another amusing tale here. It's about John Perry, a 52 year old man who had been divorced twice before his marriage to a young Filipino woman called Arminda.

Arminda didn't know that John had something of a bad temper before she married him, and it would seem that she didn't have time to get used to it.

Not only was John a very angry man, he was also very jealous. So much so that his petty arguments about the way she looked at other men got too much for her and she became the third of his wives to file for divorce.

Not long after the divorce request John found out that Arminda had started seeing another man, Barry Burns. Oddly she disappeared around the same time that he heard about this affair.

When she was reported missing it didn't take police too long to suspect John. But I doubt they were expecting him to give up so easily. They knocked on his door and asked where she was. John replied at once, "I've done a good turn. I've fed her to the animals."

He then led police to the garage where he had stored bags containing pieces of her cooked flesh. Police also found the Parry's tabby cat, Katie, sitting in an armchair licking it's lips after finishing a meal of it's former owner.

Unfortunately I don't have any information about John Parry following his arrest. Maybe one of you readers situated in the U.K. can add to this story. if so feel free to email your information in.
 

MY OPINION

I hope this is a lesson for all of you out there - cats are arseholes. They would rather eat you than go outside and catch a bird or mouse. And that is why I prefer cats to dogs, I can relate to them much more easily. While this crime doesn't rate nearly as highly as Ball or Briggen it's still pretty amusing.