Ian Warby

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The biggest loser in history (okay, maybe Speck or Gonzalez are bigger). Warby was a fan of killing, reading true crime books, watching violent videos etc. His biggest idols included Richard Ramirez, Ted Bundy, Marquis De Sade and his personal favourite - Michael Ryan.

By the age of twenty he had decided that he wanted only one thing - to kill lots of people (a commendable trait I must admit). He had already spent time in mental homes for threatening a school teacher with a knife, but judged to be safe for release.

On the 12th of October, 1992, Warby had decided that the time had come for people to pay so he set off into the local town - Witham, Essex - armed with a claw hammer and sheath knife.

Warby's first attempt was the hammering of a child, only injuring him. He then attacked an old man with the hammer, only injuring him also. He must have decided that the hammer just wasn't good enough so he decided to get out his knife. He walked passed a van containing Gary Wheeler, whose face he slashed with the knife. BUT Wheeler was wounded only superficially and gave chase. This was enough to scare the shit out of Warby and he took off, managing to loose Wheeler.

Being the big tough man that he was, Warby next attacked a young mother and her baby, stabbing and beating both until he was again chased from the crime scene. By this time Wheeler had met up with his friend Robert Ellis who helped him track down Warby.

They caught up with him a few blocks away where he was stabbing a 42-year-old who was in a wheel-chair. Again this victim survived, but Warby probably came closer to death than any of his victim as he had the shit kicked out of him by Wheeler and Ellis.

Warby was eventually given a minimum sentence of eight years, so it's highly probable that he will be released by the new millennium.
 

MY OPINION

A complete fuckwit - in fact the greatest fuckwit to ever take breathe. This guy was so fucking stupid he should be executed. And what a tough guy, the bastard needed his dad to go to 'Silence of the Lambs' with him in case he got scared. A few years ago when I first read about this wanker I was worried that if I ever went that way I would fuck up just like him, it was a very scary thought, in fact it turned me off killing people. I hope it doesn't have the same effect on you. :-)