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//import java.io.*;
//import java.awt.*;    //fetch Graphics class from awt package
//import java.applet.*; //fetch Applet class from applet package

function RandomQuote(){
// An experiment to see if I can add random quotes
// Yes, Quigley, this is all my code, hand-written.  Ultimately useless
// but interesting
	var MaxQuote=56
	var RandomNum=Math.floor((Math.random()*MaxQuote)+1); // Get a random value
// Now to select a quote!
	switch (RandomNum)
	{
	case 1:
		TextToAdd="Now with 30% extra Soylent Green!"
		break
	case 2:
		TextToAdd="When planning to walk under low trees, remember to - OUCH!"
		break
	case 3:
		TextToAdd="Coding gone somewhat eschewed..."
		break
	case 4:
		TextToAdd="In case of emergency, break glass"
		break
	case 5:
		TextToAdd="(Computer mad since 1975)"
		break
	case 6:
		TextToAdd="This place for rent - apply within!"
		break
	case 7:
		TextToAdd="A place where common sense comes to die..."
		break
	case 8:
		TextToAdd="Yoda says read webpage you will, hmmmmmmmm!"
		break
	case 9:
		TextToAdd="-Voted most likely to die in some form of underpants incident-"
		break
	case 10:
		TextToAdd="Pageweb currently suffering major dyslexia from."
		break
	case 11:
		TextToAdd="Now in dazzling MULTICOLOUR(tm)!!!"
		break
	case 12:
		TextToAdd="If you can read this you are literate"
		break
	case 13:
		TextToAdd="User error - please replace user and press any key to continue..."
		break
	case 14:
		TextToAdd="I AM TEH LIZARD KING!!"
		break
	case 15:
		TextToAdd="I R TEH L33T HAXOR LOL!!!1!!!111!!!111!!"
		break
	case 16:
		TextToAdd="Pick a number, any number...you picked 42.  Heh!"
		break
	case 17:
		TextToAdd="Space to let"
		break
	case 18:
		TextToAdd="If you're geeky and you know it click your mouse!"
		break
	case 19:
		TextToAdd="Make up your own damn slogan!"
		break
	case 20:
		TextToAdd="Check back for inconstant updates"
		break
	case 21:
		TextToAdd="New projects discontinued every day!"
		break
	case 22:
		TextToAdd="All work and no play makes Daniel a dull boy..."
		break
	case 23:
		TextToAdd="Now with extra html code!"
		break
	case 24:
		TextToAdd="One day I'll finish something"
		break
	case 25:
		TextToAdd="So how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?"
		break
	case 26:
		TextToAdd="Taking the internet BY STORM!"
		break
	case 27:
		TextToAdd="Read three times a day to cure cancer"
		break
	case 28:
		TextToAdd="Nine out of Ten blind people can't tell the difference!"
		break
	case 29:
		TextToAdd="This site voluntariliy rated C for Crappy"
		break
	case 30:
		TextToAdd="Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam"
		break
	case 31:
		TextToAdd="I can read your mind - it is empty!"
		break
	case 32:
		TextToAdd="When all else fails go somewhere else"
		break
	case 33:
		TextToAdd="Site actually a figment of your imagination"
		break
	case 34:
		TextToAdd="Pickle Jars are completely meaningless"
		break
	case 35:
		TextToAdd="Come to a world of pure imagination..."
		break
	case 36:
		TextToAdd="New project just started - just kidding!"
		break
	case 37:
		TextToAdd="Mothers everywhere agree this page is bad for you"
		break
	case 38:
		TextToAdd="Adventure Games still Live!"
		break
	case 39:
		TextToAdd="I like to go swimmin' with bow-legged women"
		break
	case 40:
		TextToAdd="Site constantly visited by law-suits"
		break
	case 41:
		TextToAdd="Why visit any other site?"
		break
	case 42:
		TextToAdd="I broke my wookie!"
		break
	case 43:
		TextToAdd="Like my little mascot?  Tough!"
		break
	case 44:
		TextToAdd="Wave your pants in the air like you just don't care!"
		break
	case 45:
		TextToAdd="Well...it can't be any worse than fileplanet, can it?"
		break
	case 46:
		TextToAdd="Sam and Max Rule!  LucasArts Suck!"
		break
	case 47:
		TextToAdd="egassem neddih a rof sdrawkcab yalP"
		break
	case 48:
		TextToAdd="vcatkiller slaps you around with a trout"
		break
	case 49:
		TextToAdd="*SPOILER* King Kong dies at the end of the movie..."
		break
	case 50:
		TextToAdd="Go to TAFE - It's Great mate!"
		break
	case 51:
		TextToAdd="Uwe Boll - this generation's Ed Wood"
		break
	case 52:
		TextToAdd="Use caution when unwrapping cheese slices"
		break
	case 53:
		TextToAdd="Pardon me but your epidermis is showing"
		break
	case 54:
		TextToAdd="Great balls of fire?  See your doctor."
		break
	case 55:
		TextToAdd="Stop laughing!  This is serious!"
		break
	default:
  		TextToAdd="Sorry, fresh out of quotes today!"
	}
	//TextToAdd=TextToAdd+"\t\t"
//Now, to throw that text into the table!
//Remember to have a <div id="quote">&nbsp;</div> in your document or it won't work!
	var myText = document.createTextNode(TextToAdd);
	var Killit = document.getElementById("quote").firstChild;
	document.getElementById("quote").replaceChild(myText, Killit);
}

function mailscrambler(emailname, emailserver, shortmessage) {
//This code butchered from a kindly website. (a1javascripts.com)
//Instead of being inline code, now, though, it now is separated.
//Perfect for if you want more than one email address.  (my website has 3 in a row
//in your code, just stick in the command as above
// eg mailscrambler("jewelld", "iinet.net.au", " - my favourite email address!")
// inside some <script> tags.
	document.write("<a href='mailto:" + emailname + "@" + emailserver + "'>");
	document.write(emailname + "@" + emailserver);
	document.write("</a>");
	document.write(shortmessage);
}

function CommentsPage(newcomment) {
	var TristateFalse = 0;
	var ForReading = 1;
	var ForWriting = 2;
	var ForAppending = 8;
	myActiveXObject = new ActiveXObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject");
	myActiveXObject.CreateTextFile("h:\\test.txt");
	file = myActiveXObject.GetFile("h:\\test.txt");
	text = file.OpenAsTextStream(ForWriting, TristateFalse);
	text.Write("Hello world!");
	text.Close();
}
//End of the document right here...
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