Anyway, at Dad's as always Margaret put on a damn fine feed. That night we spent at my Mum's. Nan joined us for tea. I didn't eat nearly enough of Mum's potato salad. Presents were exchanged and oohed at. An early night in preparation for the drive home.
Long drive rubbish! Nine hours later I went to my friends house to show off my new car.
Before our visit we were inundated

with Christmas parties.
There was the Drake one, not nearly enough food or beer. I mistakenly put swine in my mouth and was nearly sick; then there was the dB one. All day I looked forward to beer and pizza, that was last year's menu. We got a carton of beer, a table spread of dips and eight or so casks of wine. Bad choice for the under 25 group. New Year's was better.

It's my birthday soon and I decided that I wanted something fun. So I'm having a dinner & corroboree at the emu farm in Murray Bridge.
Anyway, here is a crossword for you to do - let's see how much attention you pay to the Gekko. There is a secret prize for the most correct or most humorous entry.
Enjoy. (It took us ages!)