Chris Guitar/Vocals

Name: No thanks I've already got one
Place of birth: The usual place - what do you think I am?
Favourite drink: The blood of a virgin
Longest time without sex: about 4.30pm
How many lead singers does it take to change a lightbulb? One - they just hold the globe & the world revolves around them.
What's that sticking out of your pants? No comment

Discovered by NASA when searching for water on Mars, Chris was quickly transported back to Earth where he was extensively probed. Once he'd had enough fun he decided it was time to rock! His interests include pottery, folk dancing, stamp collecting & TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION. He also claims to have the ability to hear through his eyes. He lives in a small hole in the ground with his pet piranah "Bitey" and elephant "Stampy".

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