Still Wondering Where Those Bastards Are ()
Doug Hopkins & Robin Wilson
As appearing on Acoustic Demo
I'M STILL WONDERING WHERE THOSE BASTARDS ARE
G C
We were on our way to Flagstaff driving up that windy road
Am C G
With two roadworthy vehicles and one hellacious load
C
Somehow they fell behind us we thought we'd meet them there
Am C G
But here we are in Flagstaff and the van's Christ knows where
Chorus:
C D G (bass: G
A B)
And I'm still wondering where those bastards are
C D G
They're probably swilling in some Sedona bar
C D G C
I think I'll have a cigarette and I'll sit here on the car
Am D G
'Cause I'm still wondering where those bastards are
G C
Well they didn't bother calling they knew just where we'd be
Am C G
The band was told to start at nine and now it's ten-fifteen
C
If we don't get set up and play the bar will close its doors
Am C
G
Then we'll have to pay for our way home by sweeping up the floors
Chorus:
But I'm still wondering...
G C
The owner told us flatly we won't play here again
Am C G
Until hell freezes over, perhaps not even then
G C
Well it's time to leave this empty bar it's closing anyway
Am C
D
You might say we're shit out of luck but all that I can say is...
(key change)
D E A
I'm still wondering where those bastards are
D E A
They're probably swilling in some Sedona bar
D E A D
I think I'll have a cigarette and I'll sit here on the car
Bm E A
'Cause I'm still wondering where those bastards are.
