Mattaku hanashi ni narimasen
Nen gara nenjuu raibu shite [taihen da]
Raibu ga nai hi wa renshuu shite [gokurosan]
Jikyuu ni naoseba sanbyakuen [hie-]
Mattaku hanashi ni narimasen
Hikouki tsukatte tsuaa shite [kakko ii]
Moratta kyuuryou ga nimanen [yatta-]
Hikouki no chiketto ga rokumanen [hie-]
Mattaku hanashi ni narimasen
Mote you to hajimeta kono bando [konou!]
Imadoki bando wa hayaranai [sechigarai ne]
Kawaii kotachi wa kurabaa de [hie-]
Mattaku hanashi ni narimasen
Ippatsu atareba te ni hairu [ganbare-!]
Koukyuu kyabaree ni naporeon [akushumi]
Konya wa hitori de happoushu [hie-]
Mattaku hanashi ni narimasen
Tama ni wa ii koto naku mo nai
Yachin o haraeru tsuki mo aru
Denki ga tomaranai tsuki mo aru
Tama ni honto ni tama ni dakedo
Jibun de eranda michi dakedo [sorya sou da]
Suteeji oritara hen na hito [atarimae]
Machi yuku yatsura nya warawarete [hie-]
Mattaku hanashi ni narimasen [warawarerun wa tsurai yo]
Majime na kao shite aruitemo [doko ga]
Omawarisan ni wa tomerareru [nani yatta]
Kotoshi ni haitte juugokai [hie-]
Mattaku hanashi ni narimasen [hoka ni ippai aru yaro]
Terebi ya rajio no intabyuu [erasou ni]
Iitai houdai ittanara [yatchimae]
Housou kinshi de okurairi [hie-]
Mattaku hanashi ni narimasen [semete housou shite kure]
Suteeji ishou wa itchoura [niatteru]
Ootokuchuuru no sankyuuhin [ii ja nai no]
Mushishikui darake no shimi darake [hie-]
Mattaku hanashi ni narimasen
Tama ni wa ii koto naku mo nai
Chiyahoya shitekureru yatsu mo iru
Tada sake kureru yatsu mo iru
Tama ni honto ni tama ni dakedo
[kore mainichi yattara tanoshii yaro naa...]
Words and Music by Danny.
This one's piss funny. Danny could undoubtedly have taught Kurt Cobain how to whinge but he really is
funny about it and it's hard to argue that the man has a point, at least regarding the amount they get paid
considering how hard they work. And he admits there's an upside - they get pampered sometimes and, hey,
sometimes a whole month goes by without his electricity
getting cut off! I was amused to note that he keeps getting hassled by the cops. I guess
they know trouble when they see it (^^).
Dunno if I'm with him on there being no cute chicks interested in bands
these days, Goju have a pretty good-looking audience generally.
One upside to being a punk rocker that he didn't mention...in just how many jobs can you have
a dummy-spit about how much your job sucks and your employer cheerfully gives it nationwide distribution?
And once again Danny proves his seemingly limitless versatility by playing a truly mean kazoo.
Romanisation by Helen
Back to 50 Kaitenz