Do you fall asleep in meetings ? Well, here's something that will change all that !

Wank Word Bingo

To play: Simply tick off 5 WANK WORDS as you hear them and then shout BINGO !!!
New Rule:You get double points for 2 of these in one sentence, and you win INSTANTLY for 3 or more!!


AT THE END OF THE DAY
OUTSOURCE
BALL PARK
THE COAL FACE
CORE DRIVERS
TAKE THAT OFF-LINE
GAME PLAN
SYNERGY
PROACTIVE, NOT REACTIVE
TOTAL QUALITY
SWINGS AND ROUNDABOUTS
STRATEGIC FIT
BANDWIDTH
WIN-WIN SITUATION
SLIPPERY SLIDE
STRATEGIC GOALS
HARDBALL
THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX
TICK THE BOXES
TRANSPARENT
GAP ANALYSIS
OUT OF THE LOOP
FAST TRACK
CapEx and OpEx
MINDSET
BEST PRACTICE
GO THE EXTRA MILE
DEAL MAKER
(or DEAL BREAKER)
KNOCK-ON EFFECT
STRATEGIC PLAN
THE BOTTOM LINE
BENCHMARK
EMPOWER EMPLOYEES
PUT THIS ONE TO BED
TAKE THAT ON BOARD
CORE BUSINESS
THE BIG PICTURE
NO BLAME
CLIENT FOCUSSED
TAKE HOME MESSAGE
LESSONS LEARNT
VALUE ADDED
STRETCH THE ENVELOPE
MOVERS AND SHAKERS
WHERE TO FROM HERE
BACKSOURCE
MOVE THE GOAL POSTS
SKILL SET
QUALITY DRIVEN
TOUCH BASE
FINAL CUT
OUTCOME DRIVEN
(or RESULTS DRIVEN)
TRIPLE BOTTOM LINE
GOAL ORIENTED
KEY STAKEHOLDERS
VISIBILITY
SUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT
SOCIAL CAPITAL
EMPOWERING TECHNOLOGY
S.W.O.T ANALYSIS
PARADIGM
CHAMPION CHANGE
DO THE HARD YARDS
RISK AVERSE
CONTINUOUS IMPROVEMEMNT
UNDER PROMISE,
OVER DELIVER
GO FOR THE
LOW-HANGING FRUIT
PUT (or GET)RUNS
ON THE BOARD
RUN IT (or THIS)
UP THE FLAGPOLE
DRIVE THIS HOME
MANAGE EXPECTATIONS
CRM
FRONTLINE TROOPS
EARLY ADOPTER(s)
GOING FORWARD
REVISIT
SILO
MENTALITY
INSOURCE
GO/NO-GO
POINT
SHOW THE
SPARKLERS
A DISCONNECT
SCOPE CREEP
UNPACK THE
DEFINITION
DUMBING DOWN
LEVERAGE OFF

TESTIMONIALS FROM OTHER PLAYERS:
"I had only been in the meeting five minutes when I yelled BINGO !!"
"My attention span has improved dramatically."
"It's great, meetings have never been the same since my first outright win."
"The atmosphere was tense in the last process workshop as everyone waited for the elusive 5th."
"The facilitator was gobsmacked as we all screamed BINGO !!! for the 3rd time in 2 hours"
"I feel that the game has enhanced the overall quality of meetings per se on a quid pro quo basis."
"People are now even listening to the mumblers, thanks to Wank-Words."

Print a copy of this out and take it to your next meeting.
With Wank-Words Bingo, you'llsoon be looking forward to meetings !


Click here to go home or mail me (wwBingo@gmail.com) any new wank-words you hear.
Updated: 29 October 2004